Looks like a bad case of bird flu. Luckily pigs can't fly!
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Looks like a bad case of bird flu. Luckily pigs can't fly!
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
http://www.greyhoundzoom.com/images/...c-picture1.jpg
Leaf and let leaf is what I say.
Leaf me alone!
"Off to the races in my new hat. I made it myself you know!"
"This is great! Now I can sneak up on that 'orrible tomcat next door and frighten the life out of it!"
I had a Summer Bonnet,
A jolly shade of green
I wore it in the Summertime
And kept it bright and clean.
Now Autumn is upon us,
My bonnet's turning gold.
Soon it'll drop and blow away
To leave me bare and cold...
(with apologies to Leunig.)
Masterful, Skew. Should be a laydown misere.
But another try: "Burp. You mean the truffle was for you?!"
Poor dog's in his autumn years.
A Jack-Rustle/Golden Lab cross.
A fine example of a Smooth Barked Dogwood.
[groan]
Aeroguano
I but took a leaf out of his book ...
'' If i don't win the Easter Bonnet competition this year i will be barking mad.''
I think Skew takes it for the Leunig impersonation and the groan factor.:rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
My thoughts are that its perfect head wear for living in the flight path of the Indian crane migration.:D
I wasn't quick enough to squeeze this 'un in:
"Surprisingly, Mrs Horton's entry in the Horticultural Show won two First Prizes: Best of Breed and Most Unusual Graft."
Anyways, for a change of pace try this 'un...
H m m m m ! I T h o u g h t h e w a s g o i n' a b i t f a s t r o u n d t h a t l a s t c o r n e r .
That must be why its called a roller.
"I shouldn't have had it in sports mode ! "
Now you tell me this has got traction control.
Perfect time to check the drum bearings.
When I said "Roll over!" I was talking to the dog.
Boss! Rollin's done. Only took me 10 minutes 'an all!
"Hello! Is that AAMI? Well it was like this........"
It was those bloody black swans, boss.Honest!!:o:o
"Roll, a roll a roll! A penny a pitch" :roll::roll:
there was 10 in the bed and the little one said Roll Over Roll Over
I don't care if the rollers name is Rover I ain't gonna scratch it belly :no:
Honest boss there was this mother duck and her chicks crossing the road I swerved and.........
"Sorry Boss, I hit a speed bump"
i will never buy another three wheeler as long as i live.
Sorry I'm late, but the lines have been down all day. [sigh]
Choices, choices, choices. So many choices... :think:
I think Tea Lady can have it this time; the driver's excuse just has to be a doozy! :D
:? but I couldn't think of one. That's why I stopped. :C I guess imagination is always better than reality.:rolleyes: :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
:C After a lot of looking I think I found one. You would think with the whole internet at our fingertips that finding a funny photo would be a cinch.:rolleyes: This one is a little on the poetic side. :D
You know it's going to be an extraordinary day when Maw Nature wakes with a smile on her dial.
-or-
"Mother Bird to Escort: we're out of vindaloo and are going down..."
:p
So long, and thanks for all the birdseed.
Tea Lady, I'm not seeing an image. No, that's not my caption it's a statement.
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Originally Posted by Grumpy John
nor me
Me neither
Fixed, I hope.
Ahhhh, that's better!! Now I see it all.
Nature copying art!!
Wingman to red leader....Get into step!!!
Icarus, I wouldn't fly so high!!
Make the smiley face so they look up, then, bombs awaayyyyy!
"If someone doesn't start flapping soon we're going down!"