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Where's a fisherman when you need one.
His BAAA-rk is worse than his bite!
Sheesh! I'll be glad when moulting season's over. That wool coat was becoming a tad warmish...
(Sorry everybody, for missing out on posting a new pic after the other one(s). But 'puta time is a luxury I can rarely afford lately. :sigh: )
fictional fact #37 Geepeto's wife died before completing pinocchio's puppy.
(and it's Chilean miners, not Columbian :doh::doh: )
Cheers
Michael
It wasn't me, a bigger dog did it and ran away...
Damm cat.
The finest crab pot bait is found in the most unlikely places...
OK! I'm up to casting off. How does that go? :?
I think you have it tea lady, so over to you.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
http://www.arcatapet.com/images/15705.jpg
Now I know why that puppy tried to knit his own jacket.
Does this outfit make my bum look big? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Sigh.... it's a dog's life in the Army.
I thought I was a Major :doh:
OIC of the K9 Corps
Well you did say i was a Major Pain and a General Nuisance !
No but you may experience some corporal punishment
It could have been worse, the cat ended up in the Navy!
Pac Man takes it I reckon.:D:UQuote:
Originally Posted by Pac man
Thanks tea lady
Try this one
.............But they couldn't put Humpty together again.
"I think he said 'I can't feel my legs'"
"Heads, I win..."
With hindsight, the policy of allowing blondes to serve in the rescue services may have been slightly unwise
Me legs, me legs, I can't feel me legs!
Cheers
Michael
Would the real dummy please stand up...
I always said the fireys were thick. :rolleyes:
Aww com'on guys, they had seperate jobs to do
I wish the doctor would get here to certify the victim deceased so we can stop.
What stop this wonderful, fulfilling, and totally aspiring social interaction - begone you heathen
become a fireman and move a head in life
Every time I blow I hear a noise like a kazoo
Cheers
Michael
"The head bones connected to the neck bone..... carp no it's not!!
:rofl: I can't think of a better line now.:2tsup::DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
mic - d wins it i reckon with the kazoo line.
over to you mic -d
try this one
Very nice dear, but one from Donut King would have been ok too
"Ooohhh..........Mr Hart!!!"
(The day Pro bought a Harley.)
Smoke? What smoke? I don't see any smoke. :rolleyes:
Mum said "polish the floor"
If this aint a bachelor pad, then that's more lethal than the wall of death.
If I catch the person who nailed the kickstand to the floor there'll be a body on the lawn tomorrow.