(Trying to read the "Chinese for Travelers" book), "I don't know dear. Either the loo HAS the view, or the loo IS the view." :shrug:
Also, for the Skiing one: "hello? I think my Tomtom is still having problems."
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(Trying to read the "Chinese for Travelers" book), "I don't know dear. Either the loo HAS the view, or the loo IS the view." :shrug:
Also, for the Skiing one: "hello? I think my Tomtom is still having problems."
the chinese governments attempt at renting tourist accommodation on the great wall proved unsuccessful......due to a typo
Latest Chinese suspense movie, "A Loo Too Far" Staring - Go Loo and Yu Runfar.
Ok underfoot its yours
Cheers fred
ok, how about...
Inspector Rex my A88e, I'm Constable Bruce!!!!!:doh::doh:
Doggone!!!!
they said that i would be called a "cat" if i didnt get up here, now i am up here, i wish i was a cat so i land properly when i fall off the damn thing!
"Faster than a cannonball,
tougher than a speeding train,
I hurtle at the highest wall,
Sh*t! I've fallen off again!"
:D :C
:no: :censored2:
Hello? I think my Tomtom is still not quite right.:C
I got 4 leg drive but, PAW traction!! :o:B
nice pome pugwash, your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
OK. Here's one.
1. The latest "green" car
2. Someone misunderstood the term driving on grass
3. I had one of those, but the cow ate it