6.5. Borrowing and lending tools – a touchy subject.
Important note: on the subject of lending and borrowing tools, please note that whether or not a bloke is prepared to lend his tools it is entirely his prerogative to determine. Whether or not he is prepared to lend you his tools may depend upon how well you understand and follow these guidelines.
Further important note: The preceding paragraph was, in all previous editions of The Code, the only passage that dealt with the subject of the borrowing and lending of tools. However, there has recently arisen some controversy on this subject and The Code’s Drafting Committee considers that the issues raised merit inclusion in The Code so as to provide some guidance for blokes in what can be a difficult area.
6.5.1. A bloke shall never ask another bloke for a loan of a tool or tools.
6.5.2. On the other hand, a bloke may choose to offer to loan another bloke a tool or tools.
Note the crucial difference. It marks the yawning gulf between unblokeliness and generosity of spirit.
6.5.3. If a bloke accepts the generous offer of the loan of another bloke’s tool, the receiving bloke (the loanee) shall treat the loaned tool with enormous respect, shall handle it with an excess of care and attention and shall return it to the owner (the loaner) in a condition at least equal to that in which the tool was loaned.
Note: In these circumstances, it is recommended that the loanee enquire of the loaner at the time that he accepts the loaned tool whether he, the loanee, should sharpen, hone or add protective and/or anti-corrosive substances to the loaned tool prior to returning it. This is important. The loaner may wish to do any or all of the above himself. It would be presumptuous (not to mention unblokely) of the loanee to carry out such work on the loaned tool without permission.
6.5.4. If a bloke accepts the loan of a tool generously offered and, in the course of using said loaned tool, he should break or damage it, he (the loanee) shall replace the loaned tool with an equivalent or better tool at his own cost. Not to do so shall be a serious Code violation, leading to immediate loss of blokely status.
6.5.5. If a bloke, possessed of a spirit of generosity, should loan a tool to someone else and should receive that tool back in broken or otherwise damaged condition – without any offer from the loanee to replace, repair or offer appropriate restitution, the loaner shall:
6.5.5.1. know never to loan a tool to this person again,
6.5.5.2. know, also, that this person is not a bloke; he is not even a chap; he is, in fact, lower than a snake’s belly and a very poor specimen of humanity.
6.5.6. As a general guide, if a bloke is contemplating loaning a tool or tools to another bloke, he should first have a good look at the other bloke’s own tools. Their condition will provide a clue as to how well the potential loanee is likely to treat the potential loaner’s tool(s).
6.5.7. As stated, this whole subject is touchy. A useful solution to the potential problems that can arise when a bloke is concerned about the probity of another bloke’s attitude towards tools is – instead of loaning tools when asked - to offer to carry out the work for which the tool is requested.