Forgive me father for I have sinned

Being a fully paid up member of the CHU (Cat Haters Union), I was quite interested in a discussion among a group of cockies in the Narromine Services Club recently. Those blokes don't mess around when it comes to feral cats on their properties. One fellow even complained that he has to keep replacing the flywire on his screen door because if he opens it to shoot them, it gives them warning and they're harder to hit while running away, so he just shoots through it. Another carries a .22 everywhere in his ute and shoots any cat on sight if it's on his farm. Cat lovers get little sympathy in the bush![IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]
Cheers,
Graeme

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Originally Posted by doug the slug

i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myselfhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

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Do the cats live in the sewers with the alligators?

Always doubted the Kentucky Fried Cat myth, and the local Chinese cat stuff. If you ran a restaurant, would'nt it be cheaper and easier to buy a few chickens, than corner, kill, dress and joint a cat?

OK, you may be able to sell the pelt to Davy Crockett wannabees for headwear, but really.

Having said that - I had a big feed of dog when last in Korea, so maybe it's a gourmet thing?

Wongo??

Puzzle! Why do my smilies come up as descriptions and not pictures???

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Originally Posted by Bodgy

Can you buy starfish at the Fish Markets?

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Mate starfish are not fish. They are stars.:D

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

I know that's not true, you and I both know they taste pretty much like chicken.

Feed it heaps, fatten it up for Christmas.

P

:D :D :D

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Cat! It's the other white meat

cat tastes like rabbit.
not chook.

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i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myselfhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

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Says he who lives with The triton cat ( dj) the Woodrat cat
( maxine the manx) and superjaws ( aka tiger ) who cat him on a regular basis hhehehe jules

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Originally Posted by ele__13

Says he who lives with The triton cat ( dj) the Woodrat cat
( maxine the manx) and superjaws ( aka tiger ) who cat him on a regular basis hhehehe jules

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Jules, write out a hundred times, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story". :D :D

What a pack of heathen anti-cat people. :D

I am a cat owner...yes, that's right. I own a cat.
She is a purebred Himalayan (sp?).
Every morning after she is fed, she comes over to where I am putting my socks and boots on. She smooches and rolls and enjoys a scruffing.

This is her time with her Daddy.
The rest of Daddies time is taken up by our Pomeranian Puppy who loves his cat sister. They play and eat together.

And at the end of the day, They come and lay one each side of me in the recliner.

Life is Good...Eh?

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton

P.S. I love hitting feral cats with a .25cal 90gr Hollowpoint out of the 25/06. :D :D :D

So.....Trev..... your children are a cat and a dog? Did you adopt, or is your wife just a little different to the average?

ugh!!! a pomeranian!!! how woeful is that! <blech!>

Trevor you need therapy mate.:p

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Originally Posted by Termite

Jules, write out a hundred times, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story". :D :D

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Yes mr termite sir but the termites ate my pencil

bah humbug
jules

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Originally Posted by glock40sw

. I love hitting feral cats with a .25cal 90gr Hollowpoint out of the 25/06. :D :D :D

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Instant fur ball. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Wongo

Trevor you need therapy mate.:p

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Wongo old mate...Funny, THe Missus says the same thing...Dunno why:D :D

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton