:U Here's another ....
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:U Here's another ....
Okay, we're ready. Push the starter button, and we'll see if we can spot the problem.
ps. that's a really nice deriere.
Bit hard to identify only from the rear end, but I'd say she's either Russian or Chinese. My guess is a MIG 29. And you thought I meant something else...
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Michael
Good by cruel world
Afterburners ready to let rip, sir!
Male cleavage?
or
is my bum big in this?
..And so Betty-Sue...if'n I can fit one o these here things in yer pickup....you'd be gettin to yer pole dancin classes a whole lot quicker...
Unhappy with the Navy having all the good jokes, the RAAF introduce their version of the "Golden Rivet"
Here Fifi, here Fifi, whistle whistle.
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Michael
Thank you pugwash.
I wonder if I really Have nine lives?
While Tiddles holds the burglars attention Rambo the Rottwieler sneaks up behind him.
Look out! Cat burglar!
Damn I'm in trouble now. He has 9 lives, I only have 6 bullets.
I's the fastest kittee in the West!
You Fires, I Catches!
This is my disarming look. You are now totally under my power...
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Michael
can I go to the bathroom?
Try this one folks.:rolleyes:
The size of the sparks are directly proportionate to the angle of the grinder and her monkey.
I searched google for a picture of the space shuttle. But this picture is what it returned. I searched for "vehicle with big fat external fuel tank that farts sparks"
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Michael
Acceleration is improved no end, when you light up the farts. It's sort of like the after-burner on a jet.
This is one case where a picture is worth a thousand words....
get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off
there are 216 more words than you need:p
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Michael
Guinness Land Speed Record coordinator present... CHECK!
Bike all lubed up... CHECK!
Clear road ahead... CHECK!
Fat chick full of baked beans...er...yup... CHECK!
Ignitor on... CHECK!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Hey Harry
How come there's more drag on the rear end when your sister's on the bike?
So THAT'S why the back tyres are always fatter than the front!
I always wondered....
The tyre salesman's delight!
I only take her out for the new years eve fireworks
Hallys commet in the daylight
If you really loved me you'd stop complaining and fit a stronger sub-frame
Sparks started to fly when Deano explained that they were religiously incompatable; he was Jewish and she was a pig.......
OK sweety after burner please
C,mon Cookie:fisch::fisch::kickcan::sleep5:You know the second part of the game, you have to choose the winner :p:)
Quick game's a good game.
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Michael
You know, Deano, that rear end is never gonna last like that.
Whyssat?
Well, it's clearly Carbon Steel, not HSS...
(sorry for the woodworking reference :rolleyes:)
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thundebirds Are GO!!!!
Thanks.
Give this one a go.
But poppy there is now damn motor, how do you expect me to move my but.