Do you really think the Creepy Crawly will do a good job without marking the paint work?
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Do you really think the Creepy Crawly will do a good job without marking the paint work?
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Originally Posted by mic-d
By a short whisker
Over to you Michael
thank you. keeping the pool and idiots theme going...
:secret: I think weVe had this one before..... but anyway! :shrug:
Bruce couldn't rig up water jets on his shoe-string spa, but he discovered another way to get that tingling sensation in the water1 :cool:
"The Three Bright Sparks."
wish I could blame it on the period I wasn't online but more likely it is just my bad memory. was it recent? I have another oneQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
cheers
Michael
Three entrants in the Darwin awards for this year
Natural selection at work.
Cleaning the gene pool.
:roflmao:
so Bob, I heard you just bought a nice red Mazda MX-5. How's it going?
Maate, it's electric!
:roflmao:
I feel bad I reposted an old pic so I'm going to pass it on now. I do like the caption so over to you...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by
Cheers
Michael
:console: It might have been an old pic, but it was a good pic.:U:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
I agree with TL*Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Was wondering what they had plugged into - an electric grill/griddle
PS *and I think the captions were different, except mine prabably as I haven't had a new thought in years
Hey don't touch me.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:D
Cheers
Michael
Should have used this one, TL:
:buttkick:
Here ya go.
See and you laughed at me! I told you it would fit!
Carkeys. Where did I put the carkeys.
Wendy said if I didn't get out and take all my stuff by midday she'd burn it :((
If you wear those orange pants again, leave and take all your rubbish with you!
Now then, does the rabbit go around the tree then down the hole, or is it the other way around. Cos I'd hate to get it wrong and lose all my stuff.
Loaded.
"Oh for goodness sake Harold! what do you mean you forgot to pack the kitchen sink?"
Yeah I saw them there protesters down in south America, them Egyptin people with funny helmets and it gave me the idea for my protest car, after all I drive like and American, I don't walk like a south American Egyptin.
Cheers
Michael
Ha! Reposess this now, a****le!!
Waddya mean - We're only staying overnight!
Ok Mum, all set. Remember the Nursing Home is 3 blocks down then left, then the second right. We'll visit most Sundays...
Again, the matter transporter managed to turn the car inside out! Luckily the orange trousers are protective of the effects..... I think! :C
Do'nt woory about a flat. I've got the spare tyre around my belly
I can relate to that sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Take it away Chris.
Thanks (I think), have a go at this.
Hey dude.... how much water did you drink? (You have to know the joke)
You're supposed to be original Cliff :buttkick: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Contrary to popular belief, eucalyptus aren't the only leaves of interest to a Koala!
How come every time someone gives me one of these I get the munchies?
2 hamburgers please
Can't a bloke enjoy a postcoital ciggie in private? Yes I put on a show for Oprah, doesn't mean I want to be a celebrity.
Cheers
Michael
"The keeper gave me this to stop me hiccuping. Now I can't stop giggling."
First you tell me I'm crazy to only like one species of leaf... Then I'm crazy 'cos I found another...