Wow, wasn't expecting that I'll be back in a min or two.
:D Way ya go guys
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Wow, wasn't expecting that I'll be back in a min or two.
:D Way ya go guys
1) Woman driver
2) It stepped right in front of me
Ah well. I always wanted a catamaran!
"Honest Darl, the pole just leapt out in front of me!"
Pole - what poleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bugga! The othe side of the sign says DANGER.
Only a 3! :oo: Wonder what you have to do to score a 10 :?
oh bugga, where are the brakes on this thing?
or
Did anyone see the skier I was towing?
check the name of the boat. :U "Temporary Insanity"
If you look closely it actually says "Temporary Insanity II".Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidG
The usual comment for this photo is "Wonder what happened to Temporary Insanity I".
The pic has been floating around on the net for at least 5 years - pity the boat hasn't :rolleyes:.
So this is the famous WC Fields
Ah the skier got me, I just pictured the skier waving madly trying to get theQuote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
driver to look forwards.:U
Go Nick
Thanks CH,
hmm
how about this one
Attachment 161637
All the comforts of home.
Oh now thats just being silly!! :? If I was going to all that trouble I'd want at least a queen size:cool:.
Hikea mate?
Cheers
Michael
"The latest news to hand: A Tasmanian mountaineer got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning... "
Darl? Can you turn the light out? ...... Darl?
How could I have forgotten the bloody pillows? This is the worst nights sleep...ever!
......and so he fell into a sound sleep. The next morning Bluey the caterpillar was transformed into a beautiful butterfly. "Hurrah!" he cried, clapping his wings, and was crushed beneath the resulting avalanche.
THE END
Ok
Pugwash with is leftfield caterpillar got the biggest chuckle
I probably would have gone with
"When I asked for a room with a view I expected some amenities
Is it my turn? How about this one.
So Brenda wore the sky blue helmet....because it matched the colour of the little do-hicky on the side of the big thingummy-jig
How does this fix my split ends
It pulls them out by the roots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Hay Blondie put that hair up under the hat. It's more valuable than your blond brain.
Not content with what was on offer at Adult World, Natasha devised her own contraption.
Something very blonde seems to have happened when Stella put together the Ikea kitchen.
Calm down Cheryl - just hold your breath, close your eyes and your hair will be dry in 3 sconds flat...... then we'll let you out of there.
vacuum chamber markII decommissions vacuum chamber markI.
(Hey it's just a game, I don't really mean it! :) )
Cheers
Michael
One from my wife....
"What does it do? Whaddya mean what does it do? It keeps your beer cold, that's what it does!"
Lucy was hoping the astro physics research grant would finish soon so she could get a real job on the checkout at Coles
Blonde Jokes? This will fix their Blonde Jokes... bwahaha bwahahahaha
"It's ever so exciting!" gushed Sheila; "But Professor, exactly how many songs will it hold?"
....and what does this button do again? .......
OK! I got everything up until just after "now listen carefully" :C
OK tea lady, You got a big laugh out of me. :U:U
Your go (if you're not too busy)
Really? But I thought everyone else was so funny! :thiunk: OK! Will just go and look!Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...ge_works_2.jpg
The Japanese verion of the Haka never really took off... too many injuries :rolleyes:
After 1,000 mtrs of highly complex maneuvers, the Chinese aerial gymnastics team realised that their planning wasn't as complete as they had thought.
Hi-yaaaahhhh........