He's as thick as two bricks.....end on :D
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He's as thick as two bricks.....end on :D
I had always heard it as . . .Quote:
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If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. :)
One from the bush.
"He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock"
You must have two ***** cos you couldn't be that stupid playing with just one!!
(Somebody had to lower the tone.Sorry, Lady Grey)
Foghorn leghorn: About as sharp as a bowling ball
A woodie one.
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
A Pommie one:
Dim as a Toc-H lamp!
my dads one,
he's a sandwich short of a picnic
A pre-decimal one:
He's only 19 bob on the Quid!!:-:-
Decimalised:
He's only 95 cents in the $.:doh::doh:
The old classic.
If his head was a pumpkin, it wouldn't have seeds in it.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor