In all seriousness, if you can tell me how to change it, even if the change is permanent, I'd be very greatful.
I took a look at doing that. There are 101 screws and two (I think) bolts holding it together. I can cope with the screws but the nuts on the bolts are embeded in plastic and so aren't accessible and the heads of the bolts have slots in them but the slots aren't continuous. They appear to be a form of anti-tamper bolt designed to keep people like me out. They have so far been successful.:mad:
Any hints?:)