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... help you?"
"Oh yes" the feral ladies replied in unison
"We've come to you're workshop in the hope you could give us a screw"
After the enevitable double take Merv asked " To what use would you put this screw? Tell me so I can determine the type of screw you need"
"Well" Cheryl breathed " we need ....
... binomial bubble chip smorched by the bloke with the double overhead underhang 3 phase whacker"
"Bloody hell" Merv exclaimed "This will call for my new....
(consider it copped :))
Which explains why our hair is all messed up, now if you could give us a screw or two so we can completely dovetail our tails we will.......
get our beloved gronicle stretcher untensioned as it seems a bit uptight at the moment."
Beryl gestured, "Do you have one of those large, thick .....
thwacking-stick things that you use for........
...sharp pointy leaves, and we don't like getting pricked in the....
middle of the night while...............
watching the double episode of st nits while......
stroking a long, thick....
sausage shaped.....:D
balloon, that we use to create............
words in while making cartoons of.............
two gorgeous, incredibly sexy women,that have been known to.............
offcut reject from the last failed attempt to produce something useful...
dammit - that had nothing to do with the thread I was trying to post to!