With that dad used up another of his sleeps, then sat up in bed and said.......
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With that dad used up another of his sleeps, then sat up in bed and said.......
a nightcart in oxford street after a bad dose of............
Coonawarra Red & Robe Lobsters!(with garlic and onions.) Crikey! she replied what about you you old......
....gentleman in a red suit you have 12 days before you have to work again for...........
Coca-cola, that jolly company that.....
sponsors Christmas, Easter and anything else that Pepsi hasn't got the rights to.
Listen here woman, there are NOW only 10 left till my work starts so why don't you .....
Polish your toenails and cook up a batch of.....
..neck muscles.. having slaved over my wonderful DVR lathe all weekend just to provide all those freeloading relatives of yours with wooden christmas pressents has just about done me in.. lucky for me some guy call "U" from Geelong makes a....
really good Jack and Coke otherwise I'd......
....have to drink light beer! Yuck. All that does is make me....
[This message has been edited by John Hambly (edited 15 December 2002).]
have nightmares and bad gas attachs, and my pharting the australian nation anthum during christmas dinner is as welcome as......
....a nipple on a bull so get thee to the stoppers place and keep him busy while I.....
pluck the turkey and stuff the parson's nose with.......
a Good Bushmills sauce ...a heavenly sent nectar to gladden the heart of any man worthy of a respite this Christmas day whilst reposing with gluttonous intent and awaiting the screams....
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Johnno
.. of the frustrated children/grandchildren when they discover that all those nasty, noisy Nintendo and like machines come without batteries! Little do they know that they have been removed by a wicked father/grandfather and stuck....