Isn't it time we had another coffee thread?

18 is a bit old for goats isn't it Al?

Bugger Lygon St, I want to come to your place Al:p

My first job will be to get the heaters going in the shed, then back inside for a cup or three of black Turkish coffee to go with a nice brekky - then shed ho!

Wendy
and you think it's cold in Toowomba.
it was Minus 10 down the road on wednesday !!!
No fire here tonight Having flue swept in morning

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

My coffee will consist of beans slowly roasted on the fire of a sauna by two nude 18 year old (female, just thought Id put that in) virgins, who are giggling and giving me sideways flirtive glances.

They will then grind the freshly roasted beans between their thighs.

The ground beans will then be placed in a plunger and the hot steamy water from their bodys will trickle down their brests into the plunger..

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Y'know, he thinks up this stuff while he's laying bricks. This probably explains why he gets more mortar on his boots and his mate's head than goes between the courses. ;) :D

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Originally Posted by DanP

18 is a bit old for goats isn't it Al?

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They've got to be old and tough enough to grind coffee between their thighs.

a dingo's brekky for me tomorrow.........then back to work....

Now we're getting to the time of the year when I determine how good a coffee is by how heavily it has been.. ummm... fortified.

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Now we're getting to the time of the year when I determine how good a coffee is by how heavily it has been.. ummm... fortified.

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...and I assume you aren't talking about structural support... :D

seagulls breakfast for me

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Originally Posted by CameronPotter

...and I assume you aren't talking about structural support... :D

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Pipers tae the battlements, baresarks tae the bailey! Yon sassenach ae goin' fer the Scotch! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Pipers tae the battlements, baresarks tae the bailey! Yon sassenach ae goin' fer the Scotch! :eek:

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Sorry old chap but we cant call it Scotch in Australia anymore.
It will have to be firewater from now on.

Al :(

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Originally Posted by CameronPotter

I'll go for the stingrays...

Any girl that can crush coffee beans with her thighs scares me... ;)

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Yeah, don't believe Al with the virgin bit, they got thighs like that from choking sailors :p


Just jealous really........ keep a cup for me, Al


Cheers.............Sean

Geez PTC, that's cold!!!! and no fire that night either, brrrrrrr.

We had the fire going here all yesterday, staying inside all afternoon watching tv and dvd's, basking in the warmth from the firebox.

Nice :)

Cheers
Wendy