Over-selling yerself, aren't you Zen? :p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by zenwood
Cheers.................Sean
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Over-selling yerself, aren't you Zen? :p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by zenwood
Cheers.................Sean
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Originally Posted by scooter
Hey Zernwood ignore those who use small pipe.
Ya don't wanna hafta go down ta casualty stuck in a 3" pipe and ask them to remove it.
how come we can say pissing i thought it was on the naughty word list
Im with skew, plant a lemon tree near the shed, they thrive on it...
anybody see the worlds fastest indian..
Best bloody movie I've seen in a long time! and good artistic pissing scenes (sorta!)..... not sure about the dried dogs balls though.....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
All I got to do now, is stop the old man from finishing the indian he has had in the shed for the last 20 years.
Only because the stupid old @#$%R will try and ride it, and after the stokes he has trouble standing...:(:(
Easy done. Just PM me the address and ignore any unusual bumps in the night. ;)
If, to use your words, the stupid old @#$%R wants to ride it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
Stand aside and let him go for it.
Better to die happy than linger on frustrated.
Skew,
I am hopping if he leaves it alone long enough, I can always offer to help him... Hmmm how do I convince SHMBO i need a mc licence.
echnidna
He wouldnt get it to move, he can hardly stand, watching him try to kick start it would be amusing in itself.... If he got as far as starting it, as soon as he kicked off the stand it would fall over on him:eek:, again funny but I would then have to pick the @#$% thing up:eek:, not good, though if we ever do get it running, I have some friends lined up to take him out on it..:D:D, Sometimes the body wins and there is just some things you have to give up...
What is scary is he still has his licence (Hasnt driven in three years, well except for those couple of times I have snuck him into the Vintage car;))
Hehe: I did say it reached the ground:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by scooter
Do you know what happened to the guy who wished his reached the floor ?
His wish was granted, and from that moment on he had no legs ...
it does stop tinnea:cool:
also heard that old timer blacksmiths used to do it on their hands to toughen them so they can hold hot metal:cool:
Hang on a second!!! :eek:
This is the follow on from shaving in the shower where a lot of people complained about getting shaving rash (maybe from having sensitive skin). So if people remove tinea and harden their hands by using urine... Where is this post headed?? :eek: :eek:
What der yer think urea as in glu or fertiliser is?:cool:
There used ter be an alternative health group who reckoned drinking urine was a good thing:eek:
over 20 years ago when i was in the army, there was a Raaf bloke living in the same building as me and he used to p!ss in bottles and store them under his bed. at teh time i thought he was just lazy but some time later i told the story to a friend who said that its a witchcraft thing to ward off evil spirits. i suppose it might work, but it probably also wards off potential friends, sex partners etc as well. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna