Tree more from Princess bride. A movie everyone should see at least once before they die.
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As you wish
He's been mostly dead all day.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Tree more from Princess bride. A movie everyone should see at least once before they die.
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As you wish
He's been mostly dead all day.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
......Not Bob
Your biggest supporter is a total stranger, your worst enemy is someone you know.
There is not plenty of time in life, only enough time, and almost no time at all.
We all have a ticket to the terminal, it’s just that some have the arrival time stamped on it.
A good friend will bail you out of Gaol
Your best friend will be in there with you saying...
"Man, what a rush!!!"
A couple or so from Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
"The British Constitution is mainly British common sense."
There's shipload more from him. Some funny, some thought provoking, some downright insulting, all worth a look.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
From me, full of drugs, pain killers, bandages 'n' agony, to Pauline (wife), the morning after inadvertently setting fire to my legs hand and hair at work some 20+ years ago.
"Geez... I got really fired up yesterday, didn't I."
Pauline (the real boss): "You're fired!"
Both on our fridge:
Lifes short. Eat desert first.
For those who read music.
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'There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.’ – Oscar Wilde
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Mark Twain
When I was 17 I was the stupid one... joined the army in the middle of a war.
My father, on the other hand, was a mathematical genius he could add up and 10 columns and 30 lines of numbers in his head faster than you could do the first column on a calculator. and he was never wrong.
However being a genius doesn't necessarily make you wise.
nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit
Motto: Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffalos
I love a good T-shirt or two. Here's one. I wouldn't buy because no one would ever read it to the last line.
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Straight out of the dictionary... NOT!
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