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Hah, you scurrilous, cuddly cur. I now be in need of cuddles and close contact. I won't be entering a boat at Goolwa and so would like to squeeze into your lovely craft with you. I don't mind having to sit on your lap ... if you insist. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Christopha
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Wichardd
OK all you closet flower arrangers!!! a minutes silence please.. bow your heads, I have just read that due to the popularity of your favorite show, and because they attempted to make over a greek hairball,
THE SHOW HAS BEEN AXED!!!! :) :)
axed.. finally something to do with WOODWORK
And here's me never having seen the show. You get me all excited over it, then tell me it has been AXED :mad: .
Bob the builder is more credible, apart from his talking implements, at least he talks to them other strange creatures..........................feminiles :D
Hear, hear !!Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
Well I think it’s time for a slant on this theme.
How about a show called “Straight eye for a Queer Guy”
You would get a load of aussie blokes, preferably tradies to go round to some unfortunate Gay guys house (or apartment) give him a mullet cut, kit him out in a Singlet, shorts and a pair of thongs. Introduce him to the art of drinking a slab of VB, noise picking, farting and **** scratching. Mess up his house and take him to a game of aussie rules.
I think this would make great viewing!!!
But Aussie Rules is for fairies! don't blokes only go to see the tight little shorts :rolleyes:
They stopped wearing tight shorts 20 years ago. Keep up. :DQuote:
But Aussie Rules is for fairies! don't blokes only go to see the tight little shorts
Which is proof positive that I am not gay :D :D :D
what!!!! your gay!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
oh sorry you said your GAME.... :D :D
le poof, le f* off!
Wouldnt it be "la", instead of "le"?
I thought "le" was feminine.??
La aL :D
Other way around Al.
Le is masculine as in Le Homme which is done as L'homme.
La is feminine as in La femme.
Their shorts may not be as short as they used to be but they are still pretty short.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Am I the only one who has noticed the number of times that players, coaches, umpires, water bottle carriers ( or in other words everyone who goes out on the field ) slap each others bottoms ( in a friendly sort of way ), even members of opposing teams do it to each other when they go round at the end of a match.
Being an AFL player must rate as one of the very few jobs where touching someone else's backside in public doesn't result in a sexual harassment suit.
Admittedly AFL is about the only sport I ever watch ( those short shorts and sleeveless guernseys :-) ) but surely so much backside caressing isn't done in other codes ?
personally i fond those shows a bit sad and horrifying, mainly cos my wife likes and them and goes ' now theres a good idea ' ...mmmmm
what about 'straight slob for a queer ass snob....' us hetro, woody bloke overals, nerdy types, who teach gays how to actually fix and make things, be loyal upstanding contributive people and not wear deoderant, perfurme, designer clothes or have trendy decor, or just not giove rats about how e look but generally be useful and get on with things...
now theres an idea....