I need a english to Aussie dictionary...

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Originally Posted by silentC

Canada has a sunshine coast? :confused:

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Australia has a sunshine coast? I thought all the sunshine here was generated from Little Johnny's butt.

No, that was Joh and his partners in crime :D :D :D

Australian strine today is not quite what A Weird Mob remember it as. Nowadays it is more likely to be something like:

Contemporary:

Wassuuuupppp dog, Im down wid dat. U cool wid me. Dats phat dog, im hip wid dat bling bling

Strine:

Gidday mate, whats happening. No worries, reckon your watch is pretty flash.

English:

Hello, how are you. I am well. Is that a Rolex?

Internet:

:D LOL Roflmao brb cu l8er, :cool: watch

That's strange namtrak, I thought that Albury was still part of Australia. Apparently not.

Cheers
Richard
who is fluent in three languages - English, Australian and Profanity

Albury is a suburb of Wodonga Vic :D :D :D

If the truth be known Albury is a character in a W. Somerset Maugham novel. And he drinks lashings of ginger beer and loves to give old Pip Pip a jolly good rodgering, say what!

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Originally Posted by Iain

Albury is a suburb of Wodonga Vic :D :D :D

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Ahh, it appears I was wrong. Albury is not part of Australia after all. :D

Anyone seen the plans to seceede Victoria? Apparently all the other states got together and planned to line the Victorian border with dynamite. The blast would seperate Vic into a largish island that could then be towed to a spot just south of New Zealand. Serious. I've seen the Govt document proposing it. :D

Cheers
Richard

Daddles,

BRING IT ON! Can't wait to move!

Then we wouldn't have to waste all that money supporting your bit of desert. Is it true that the state capital is now Baxter DC? Is it safe to swim in the sea yet with killer sharks or do you all go out to Olympic Dam for a wash?

Geoff

Republican of Victoria :p

The only reason Tassie isn't heaps further south is because Victoria sucks....

Gentlemen and others (christopha)

I have been following this thread and have come to the conclusion that Mathewa is actually the long lost RANDY

remember him:

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...isplay.php?f=7

and

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ighlight=randy

and
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ighlight=randy

and then

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ighlight=randy

And "I'll have a fosters":)

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Originally Posted by Iain

Dictionary not neccessary, just remember the two little words 'My Shout', use them often and you will be accepted without question :D :D :D

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:eek: :eek: :eek:
Better make that a XXXX

(You don't want anyone to think you're a southerner!!)

P
:D :D :D

Oh my god I'm in trouble! You guys really do have your own language. I better learn sign language. 2 fingers up aus = 1 finger up north american, or something like that...:D

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Originally Posted by silentC

Here you go: http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt

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26! that's a hot day around here and I live in the banana belt of canada.

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Mathew,

Don't forget to bring your woolies down in May, it's pretty much Winter then and you can rarely expect the maximum temperature to get above 26°.

(We all wear jumpers in the photographs, so the Victorians don't know what they are missing!)


:D :D :D

P

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The real question though is victoria a 9 or a 10 if ya know what I mean:eek:

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Victoria sucks....

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