Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

Toothache is this guy's least concern....

Is this what happens when you don't chew your stake properly before swallowing?

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When Pole vaulting goes bad

Oh, you said "Ass".Sorry, I mis-heard!

The downside to chewing toothpicks, is that farts can becone quite painful.

Local birds no longer intimidated by Scarecrow.

So ended the reign of terror of Count Scarecrow

Tin Man finally gave it to Scarecrow in the End

Whew! That was a stiff one.

's going to smyte this one

Firm stools

with some considerable effort Geoff proved that a square peg in round hole was achieveable

Geez that was close. A bit lower and it would have been a really nasty injury.

Cheers
Michael

Just waiting for an update.

Shafted

So your prince 'Vlad the impaler' , god your an ugly bugger.
By the way how did you ever get a name like that ?

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"Well it was a brave attempt by Scary to storm the enemy position, but at least he's given me an idea, lets run up the white flag."

Cheers
Michael

Robbos revenge.:D

Owch, talk about the sh!ty end of the stick.

VERY hard to choose one from this selection of excellence, but I think Mic-d can have the next one.

Over to you Micheal...!

Thanks CT. Here you go...

Taking a pride in their work!

Africa's alternative to U.S. Air Marshalls.

Forewarned of their departure, the Springboks' farewell party arrived ahead of time.

Charlie never needed security when leaving the plane overnight at Dubbo Zoo

Due to circumstances beyond our control, today's takeoff has been delayed.

One lion to another, " I wonder how long they will stay in there?"

I reckon the preflight walk around would be brief. :D

The 'pride of the fleet' wasn't exactly what we expecting...

Now lets see those customs Beagles sniff out my stash.

word soon spread about the airlines carrion luggage policy...

"Thank goodness for a bit of shade, this lion dancing is exhausting!"

Biggles you made me chuckle, have a go:)

Cheers
Michael

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do your worst..

Which one.... you have posted 2.

1/ Blackie had been watching too many yogi cartoons

2/ Bruce knew smoking during his line of work was dangerous so his missus took over during smoko.

1) Why are we waiting.
2) That was before land mines , now the woman walks in front.

sorry.. go the last one