Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

try england

or the black forest

yummy cake

tautology (or should that be torte-ology?)

hi tech cake, go the concord, gone in supersonic speed

big nose bird

[ame=http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UZGXwbPfwQs]An Ilyushin II-76.[/ame] (A damned BIG bird! I bet Russian pilots don't get paid enough... :no: )

rope

enough

why do the French only have 1 egg for breakfast?

Because 1 egg is 'un oeuf'

cos they don't have mushroom

to swing a cat.

o' 9 tails

owch!!

understated