Oh, I think Mavis is in for a rough trot so I think it should go to Wouldwood.
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Oh, I think Mavis is in for a rough trot so I think it should go to Wouldwood.
Woo-hoo!
OK, give this one a go...
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Cheese and crackers!
(maybe a bit obscure if you don't know what's going on.)
Jock says the secret of my success, "Twenty four hours out from the event I always eat the cheese I won last year, then at the start I fart like hell and then run like hell. Poor buggers never know what hit em"
Cheers
Michael
"NEW" Bob Jane T-mart DONUT JOGGERS will keep you safe in the trafic:2tsup: BUT don't wear them on the wet grass:(, wear ya footy boots:D.
You can sure feel that beef vindaloo in the morning
i only asked whose shout it was
It's all down hill from here!
(I see more of us are into cheese chasing than F1 celebrations)
The footy boots helped but not as much as the machinegunner in the bushes
:thyel: Off you go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles73
Awww Maaaaan, late again. I would have said
'It's Raining Men Hallelujah! It's raining... damnit, just Poms again."
A downpour of Aussies (excited giggle) that'd be nice. :D
:D They're not all as skinny as Skew! Most you wouldn't want to land on you! :rolleyes::p.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
:sofa:
Purpose built for my son and his long sits.
(From deep inside a large echoy chamber)
Hey Honey, have you seen the remote for the big screen tv anywhere??
A man's gotta have all the comforts in life
....aND WITH THE ADDITION OF THE FRIG. tHE FINAL PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. pHIL NEVER HAD TO LEAVE HIS FAVORITE ROOM AGAIN!
(Cuurse you caps lock! :C )
Then it hit him: if he extended the north side slightly he'd be able to fit in the pool table too.
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Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
I did and it did! over to you
Here's one for those of an equestrian bent...
They're fine Neddy, he'll grow into them.
What happens when the farrier is on holidays
Did you want shoes, but the boots fit so well
Haw!
"Mick! What in the name o' God did ye call that leprechaun a cross-eyed wee runt for?"
"Ah shaddup wid ye Paddy! We've still got our boots haven't we? Let's just head fer home".
even with corrective shoes Neddy still had two left feet...:no:
... and you can't say farrier than that:doh:
You want me to gallop? No way! These boots were made for walking!
Aww I hated walkin on all that wet gwass and cow poo.
chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
NOTICE. All saw horses must wear protective footwear on site.
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Originally Posted by Woodwould
Woodwould has it, t'be sure t'be sure.
Again!
Bush dentistry at it's best.
Whistling while he worked, Mr brown ensured that his daughter's latest beau fully understood the meaning of the phrase "Have her home by ten o'clock".
After their Gulf of Mexico ''incident'', BP decided to downscale operations for a while
Ahh, the bad old days, before the Dremel.
Cheers
Michael
From bloke under drill, "ahhhhhh, I see the problem."
"Right, Mrs. La-de-da bootmaker," said the farrier, "I'll teach you to pinch my customers!"
At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.
:thyel: to all the others though.
Only the quick and the dead here ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
anyway
Wendy was reconsidering her decision not to take the painkillers
Did anyone else notice that the drill bit was not aligned with ANY teeth?.Was more likely to remove a disc in the neck.