"But if I don't feed my Tamagotchi now it'll die!"
"Don't you think you've left it a bit late to order the shark repellant on-line?"
"Aha! Here's the problem... It's not an iPod, it's an iSchool! No wonder we're not seeing any dolphins! Damned Chaiwanese knock-offs..."
"You idjut! USB does not mean UnderSea Batteries."
"Hang on while I clean the lens. You got a soft, dry cloth?"