The're being sent to an old english castle - apparently it's being converted to a camel lot. :p
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The're being sent to an old english castle - apparently it's being converted to a camel lot. :p
Looks like there's still time for another one..........
Frank and Mavis went home from the pet show a little miffed at coming second to a Dachshund in a giraffe suit.
I'm a bit confused by this but will be presumptuous and assume it means it's my turn...........
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"I promise the Australians are not stopping surf boards. Just pay your money and jump on. They will think you are beach bums not refugees."
Tony Abbot, in his new beachwear, on the electioneering trail.
The new IT executive was confused when told to go to the board room and surf
Sheila always denied that winning the lotto would change her
Whats wrong, I just said you had sex appeal
OR
I told you i'm not wearing budgie smugglers today
"Julie, I'm just trying to keep the campaign on an even keel. Btw, what happened to your hair? Does this mean you're brighter than me now?"
Regards
Paul