Not very often you see a BMW in pole position.
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Not very often you see a BMW in pole position.
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Originally Posted by Claw Hama
A BEAMER if ever I saw one!!
Well that's novel. A power pole driving into a car!
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
Now I can't think of one! :doh:
And for kicks, the bored teenagers from the Giants' kingdom went to Lilliput and played spillikins........much to the chargrin of the mayor of Lilliput who had just had the BMer polished.
"Shoot! That's one helluva boner!"
The police on the scene stated, that not only was the driver using his mobile phone at the time of the accident, he was making a trunk call.
Geez, you blokes are on fire:DBut I have to give it to Pugwash...revenge of the telegraph poles.
Go Pug:2tsup:
Sorry guys. Must have dropped off.
Try this one.
The 3 Minors?
Chicks day out.
Punk chorus.
Fuzzy Choir
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Originally Posted by
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Munruben, Lignum and Artme in the back row of a Woodwould WIP. :D
Cheers
Michael
What's for dinner Mum!!
That's it!! One more Locust for Lunch and I'm Fledging!!
"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"
Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")
Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"
More lyrics: Bob Marley Lyrics
Caption in the paper:
"Julia and her esteemed colleaugues caught in the act. It has long been suspected that politicians have been feathereing their own nests"
...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeee.
They've just seen a mirror.
Special mention to Claw for quoting Bob Marley.
The one that tickled my funny bone was:
Your turn Ozhunter!Quote:
Originally Posted by ozhunter
Righto, try this one on for size.
I always wondered what disappearing up your own fundament meant.
Cheers
Michael
In the breach.
the head bone's connected to the ...thigh bone :rolleyes:
Oh NO00ooo, this isn't MY pelvis!!
Always knew Yoga was bad for you.
"Introspection"
or
The Bush / Howard years
:shrug:
Cheers
Michael
(This is what actually happens when babies are born! :doh: Not funny at the time. But god it a comedian. I can tell!:rolleyes: )
(Can't think of anything funny to say! Except Yeeeeeeooooooooooow! :C)
Last words "mum I'm stuck!" :((
Who said you can't go back where you came from?
A quick game is a good game. I'm gonna go with mic-d, cause I thought of politicians/bureaucrats when I first saw it....over to you mic-d
This is a really crap situation to be in.
Goodness! I wasn't expecting that and since I'm heading up to Townsville tomorrow and internet connection may be patchy, could I ask someone else to post one, or Ozhunter if you want to choose a different person?
Cheers
Michael
You owe us one Michael. Claw Hama, over to you.
As every one seems to have forggoten, how about this nice seasonal one
Santa's been drinking to much electrolites again
:rofl: urine the money with that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Cheers
Michael