Read my post at the start of this one.
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Read my post at the start of this one.
So is it a literary masterpiece yet? :cool: :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by
which was just as well because sober they'd never survive the sight of the mother farquar trying to retieve her knickers from the clog dancing collective, who were balancing on the edge of...
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just to keep the thought going. :D
......a runaway carraige heading at breakneck speed towards the TSE and if it hits then all................................
the platform at Usednickerstan.
Just then Midge appeared saying, gees Oz, what have you started?
... but was it really Midge?????????
he's in Finland......
aint he ?????????
Does the TSE go through Finland?????????
Only if it fails to stop at the Moscow terminus!
It wasn't long before the intrepid troll hunter, having despatched his quarry, leaving the monster a mere pile of river gravel in it's native Finland, was called to the Wilds of Latvia and Estonia, but the new troll was far too cunning and had long gone.
The insect arrived in St Petersburg a mere hour before Driver's post, determined to catch Moriarty on the Express, perhaps in a few days he would be in Moscow, and with just a little luck would catch the monster before the Gobi Desert brought new challenges.
(and if you buggers think I'm going to add any more to this thread in the next week or three, I fear you could be sadly mistaken!!)
:D :D :D
Amazing how the troll hunter just happened to pop up out of nowhere
just long enough to raise the subject (much to 's disgust) of buggers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alias Ralph
He also threw in a spelling mistake (it's instead of its) just to prove he is actually on holidays and therefore doesn't give a damn about the Queen's English. (which also breaks the rules of this thread, as set by the axe wielding mongrel)
all of a sudden after 1 weeks kip on the TSE, our travellers awake to the sound of...............................................
... the usual dawn chorus that occurs when a group of blokes wakes up :eek: - although after a full week's kip it was, of course, somewhat extended.
"Phwoar!" said Miss M ...
said who?
Man Ive got to stop taking them sleeping drugs, man.
Said Ms M
Just then the TSE pulled into a most strange station with...................
....a screech of wheels and shuddered to a halt, throwing all on board to the floor. Slowly standing, and brushing herself off, Ms M noticed a large shape running past the window, she thought "could that be the troll, and is it going to............"
break all the rules and enter by the forbidden r...