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I told you you don't need a telescope to see Uranus
Have to concur with Tea Lady, Mic-D has it!
Poor kitty, being the butt of everyones jokes.
Over to you Mic...
thanks. Here's one
Guess who has been head hunting.
My legs, my legs I can't feel my legs!
Bally Land mines!
saves cleanin'up the manure
Now we know how Santa got his big belly; his inflight meals!
"Well, I got fed up with their flatulance..."
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer feared him
as he wielded the axe with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
was not using it to chop a tree!
Did he "sleigh" 'em first??
But, where's Wally??