Out Of Use

> A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was shocked to find her
husband in bed, with a lovely young woman.
> Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called
out, "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about, dear..."
> "I was driving home on the highway, when I saw this young woman,
looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal
from the roast beef, you had forgotten about in the fridge."
> "She was barefoot, so I gave her your good sandals which you had
discarded because they had gone out of style."
> "She was cold, so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for
your birthday but you never wore, because the color didn't suit you."
>
> "Her pants were torn so I gave her a pair of your jeans which were
perfectly good but are too small for you now."
> "Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything
> else your wife doesn't use anymore?' "