Dog Calls

Allan, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one
morning at four forty four AM by his ringing telephone. . .

"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor.

Allan thanked the caller politely.

The next morning at precisely four forty four AM Allan called his
neighbor back . . .

"Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't *have* a dog."

Learnt 2 things:

1) Alan doesn't have a dog
2) Alan is sleeping with Bernard.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

I am having a "dog of a day" - how could I laugh
at that joke?:D
How did "Bernard" get into that joke?:?

Allan

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