Heard in the library

A sixteen years old lass was nervously looking
in the Munruben Library for a certain book.

She was a frail, scrawny girl with a terrible
complexion and obviously lacking in confidence.

The librarian approached her and asked if she
could be of assistance.

The lass blushed, lowered her head and
whispered, "I am looking for a book called
"SCOUTING FOR BOYS".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

sounds like she needed a Guide

I found a book at the library entitled "How to
Love", I took it home with great expectations
only to find it was one of a set of encyclopaedias.