Munruben pub

Barry was booking in for the night at the Munruben
pub which had seen better days.

The publican said to Barry, "Here is your room,
there is the bed, there is the bedside table.
How good is your memory?"

Barry replied, "I have an excellent memory, and
a fantastic memory for faces in particular".

The publican replied, "That will be handy. In the
morning when you want to have a shave, just
remember there is no mirror in the bathroom".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

Who needs a mirror? I carry a photo of myself
and use that when I shave.

I'd like to help you guys out. Which way did you come in?