THE Correct Answer

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild
stormy night. When you pass by a bus stop you see
three people waiting for the bus;

1, A old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfecr partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing
that there can only be one passenger in your car? Think
before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually
used as part of a job application. You could pick up the
old lady because she is going to die and thus you would
save her first.

You could take the old friend because he once saved your
life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had
no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him
take the old lady to the hospital and I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with my dream partner."

However.....

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her
out of her misery, have s*x with the perfect partner on
the bonnet of the car, then drive to the pub with the old
friend and have a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!