Two Woodworking guys, Alan and Brickie, were eating breakfast in a cafe. Alan noticed something funny about Brickies ear. He said, "Brickie, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" "I have?" replied Brickie. "A suppository?" and he pulled it out and looked at it hard and said, "I'm glad you saw this thing Alan. Now I know where my hearing aid is!!"