I wasn't "One of the boys"
I have painted our old 50's weatherboard house. The old 3" downpipes were pretty rough looking, and painted the old colour, so I went to get new ones.
I know the eaves are 450mm, and the vertical distance from the gutter to the stormwater inlet is 2800mm.
I go to the local plumbing supplies, and explain exactly what I require, and the measurements I took for the eaves, and the drop.
I asked for gal downpipe, and get told with a rolled eye look.
"You mean zinc"
"Ummm yeah, that's the one" I reply
"Does it all come as one piece?" I then ask
"It's an offset you want isn't it?" He asks back sharply
"What's an offset?"
"Well if you have eaves you have to go back towards the house, or do you want it to go straight down to the ground?" He asks me with a bit of tone.
This is where I was getting a bit annoyed, and ready to head off to Bunnies. I explained again what the house was, and added that it is just like 95% of all the old 50's weatherboard houses in this area, the length of the drop, and just to supply me with two sets of what I need to replace what was there, along with a couple of brackets for each one.
He turns without saying anything, gets the bits, dumps the appropriate items on the counter, gives me an invoice, and I pay and leave.
I honestly wonder what I did wrong, or is it that I am just not "one of the boys"