What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
hee hee, an oldy but a goody,
this one's is even older
what's brown and sticky??
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a twig
What is
About six inches long, has a hole in one end and hair on the other end. It is sometimes red and hard and sometime has white stuff on it and is used for pushing in an out.
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A tooth brush.
What's got two legs, two wheels' two nuts
under the ground and travells at 10 kph?
A widow riding a bicycle.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no idea
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genetalia?
A. Still no F'n idea