One on a liner

A new steward was receiving instructions from his
superior on how to approach problems on the new
luxury liner.

His superior said, "If you happen to walk into a
cabin and a lady is nude, just say I'm sorry Sir
and quickly depart the scene".

Two days later the steward is sporting a black eye
and his superior asked how it occurred.

The steward replied, "I walked into a cabin and
there was a man and woman, both totally nude
and somewhat engaged in certain activities.
So I simply said, "Pardon me gentlemen" and
the bloke decked me".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

that's older'n me.

still funny

Read it three times and... still WHOOSH. Straight over my head, I think? :-

Reminds me of a true story,
Last year in Sydney I was doing a little driving for a Sydney hospital and I got into conversation with an elderly male patient and said to him what did you do for a living?

He said I was a ladies hairdresser on the cruise liners.

I said I bet that was interesting.

He said, yeah, I used to tell the ladies I was divorced. (and he wasnt)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Read it three times and... still WHOOSH. Straight over my head, I think? :-

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It's like a humorous telegram Skew
... you can't laugh until you get it.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Allan you will have to stop telling such complicated jokes or at least an explanation at the end of the joke for those that are not quite with us.:D