Church views

Barry came to work with a black eye and his
colleague John asked how he got it.

Barry replied, "I went to church yesterday and
whilst on my knees in prayer I noticed that the
lady in front of me had her dress caught in the
cheeks of her bottom. I was leaning over and
pulling the dress out when she whacked me".

The following week Barry came to work again
with the other eye blackened. Again John
enquired re the circumstances.

Barry said, "You would not believe it. I was in
church, same pew, same woman in front and
I noticed her dress was caught again. The
bloke beside me reached over and pulled it
out. Now I knew from experience she did not
like that so I started pushing it in when
she whacked me in the other eye"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Well Allan its good to see you obeyed the written word and turned the other cheek

Hi Ray,

Yes, I thought she was a bit cheeky now
that I think of it.:D

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Or were you just trying to do your Hopawati impersonation