jimmy

A rich white man in Darwin (Northern Territory) decided that He wanted
to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also
invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the
neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating
Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was
fighting the croc and kicking its ! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of like head
butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc
through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning
and splashing everywhere.
Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy
strangled the croc and let it float to the top
like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well,
Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "Nah, you right, I don't want
it," said Jimmy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet."
"How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want
it,"answered Jimmy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
stock options?" Again Jimmy said no. Confused, the rich man asked,
Well, Jimmy, then what do you want?"
Jimmy said, "I want the name of the prick who pushed me in the Pool."
:D