An Irish Doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he
approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
" So,Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told the Doctor that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir"
says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young
gorgeous woman borsts in so she does.
Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting
including her bra and her
panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!
For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
