"Real" 911 Calls?

These sound like they could be by the same person who
created the one about the kid wanting help with his
homework etc etc.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from
the house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine-eleven but my phone doesn't
have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: I may be old but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:My wife is pregnemt and her contractions are only two
minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing, I'm all out of breath.
Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: An ambulance is on it's way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having
trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.