NEVER tick off a woman

NEVER tick off a woman.

I believe the Wife was more than a little annoyed.

A wife came home just in time to find her husband

in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength borne of fury,

she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,

and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his

'manhood' in a vice.

She secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hack saw.

The husband was terrified, and screamed,

Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,

put the saw in her husband's hand and said,

'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.

You do whatever you have to'.
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you would have to start on the bolts that hold the vice on quick. :D

Hmm, hacking through hard wood can take some time...

Don't know if he'd have the balls to do it...

She took him away so quickly it must have been a quick release...

(OK, I'll stop now)