They Breed them Tough in Munruben.

John and Allan entered the dentist's office.

"I want a toothpulled," John said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocaine or any of that stuff."

"You are a very brave man." remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"

"Allan, show him your bad tooth."http://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount....joke&id=894&s=

Your right Alan they always make you look like the bad guy. I think there is a conspiricy against you, people want to see you hurt. Be brave Alan:2tsup:

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Originally Posted by Calm

Your right Alan they always make you look like the bad guy. I think there is a conspiricy against you, people want to see you hurt. Be brave Alan:2tsup:

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I am so brave that I won my last fight
by 50 metres and a quick slam of the front gate.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

I am so brave that I won my last fight
by 50 metres and a quick slam of the front gate.

Allan

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So Allan found someone shorter and slow than him

It was the Asian dentist and he asked Allan "if tooth hurty" ? Allan replied "no, its only 2 O. clock." :D