Long time ago in Wallan

A young man from Wallan (many years ago) and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They guy thought he had struck it lucky when the girl stopped him.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 " The man reluctantly paid her,the $20.

Afterwards the guy lit a cigarette, and just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

The young mans name wouldn't have been Allan would it??
He is such a crafty man making a profit on the first date:2tsup::2tsup:
You could say he got more than he paid for:D

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate someone.:)

Reminds me of that old doughnut joke :o

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Originally Posted by munruben

A young man from Wallan (many years ago) and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They guy thought he had struck it lucky when the girl stopped him.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 " The man reluctantly paid her,the $20.

Afterwards the guy lit a cigarette, and just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

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Fare enough I say.:2tsup:

Allan

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