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Barry was walking along the street when he was
approached by an ex woodturner who was obviously
down on his luck.
He commented to Barry, "I have not eaten for a week".
Barry replied, "Geez, I wish I had your willpower".
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.:wink:
Wheelin told me he hates meeting up with youQuote:
Originally Posted by munruben
... cos you keep putting the bite on him.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Its terrible after he's bitten me I have to have his teeth removed and hand them back you'd think he'd use CA or Epoxy to keep them in :D
Mind you they are well carved wooden ones nice timber too :2tsup:
I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape
:o its been tried :D:D:D I enjoyed it to muchQuote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Do we need to make an appointment.
:D:2tsup::D
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
You don't have to be mad to be in here, but it helps.:)
FSIL came up with this at breakfast
Best diet he can recommend is "siting down to eat wearing only your underwear":oo:
it would turn you off food for life possibly your family too.