Salty joke

John went into the Munruben general store to buy a
newspaper and to his amazement found packets of
salt on every shelf. Wherever he looked there was
salt, salt and more salt.

He was intrigued by this and asked the manager why
he sold so much salt.

The manager replied, "I rarely sell any salt at all, but
the guy I buy it off, geez can he sell salt?"

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

I think I would assault (a salt) that salesman:)