Best joke this week.

A Conservative Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from
London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders
were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a
choice.:doh::D:D:D:D:D:D

In the original (?) version, Bill Clinton said, "I'll have what he's having."

Still funny as though I reckon.

:roflmao::roflmao2::rofl:First time I've visited this section - that's a classic!