A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."
The student received his report a couple of days later. opening it eagerly he saw a fifty dollar bill attached and read the note pinned to it saying "$50 = 50%. you fail."
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