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Teacher and the whale
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".
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Nice one John.:2tsup:
If bricklayers can lay bricks why can't plumbers lay plums.
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Hell of a joke John.:2tsup::2tsup:
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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