Vegitarian Story

A young single guy lived next to a Brothel about three times a week he would come home from work have a cuppa of tea and a bite to eat then pop next door for a quickie,he would then get back in doors watch a bit of TV then have a shower and go to bed.



This pattern went on for months,then one night as he was taking a shower he looked down at his John Thomas and to his horror he saw a blue green lump.



He was now in a terrified state.



He rushed around the corner to his doctor but of course it's now ten o-clock at night he hammered on the door and the doctor who knew the guy well being a neighbour asked what all the fuss was about?



The guy described his problem and of course the doctor knew about his activities in the Brothel.

Get undressed lets see what all the fuss is about.



The doctor walked behind the screen took one look at the lump and put his hands up ,,,O my God he said.

Now the guy is on the verge of a nervous breakdown ,,,, Doctor tell me has it got to come off please tell me I am shaking?



One moment son lets calm down,with this the doctor went and made a cuppa of tea.

Now I want to try and give you an example as to your problem,and make things easier to understand.



Ok doc Please go ahead?Well son you know what happens to a Boxer when he has been boxing for years? no doc what happens to a boxer?

Well son he gets a Cauliflower Ear,,,So doc what's that got to do with this lump?



Well son you've got a Brothel Sprout...........



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gold... well done

Brilliant this one.

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