wood cutter

Did you here about the wood cutters daughters?
You could here her ring bark for miles.

She was only a cabinetmaker's daughter....
but she'd let the apprentice router

She was only the woodcutter's daughter,
but she gave them all circular sores. :D

she mitre
and she mitre knot
but she always gave a rebate!

She did so much routing
that her collet became loose

She was only a carpenters daughter,
But definitely a brazen bit. :D

she was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she didn't mind if they put finger joints in.

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she had lots of vices.

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she knew what to do with a big wooden knob.

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she could appreciate a long, strong tongue.

Damn it a rose - I like the way you think :D

She was only the woodcutter's daughter,
but the apprentices got excited when
she got a-shaving between her legs.

She was only a woodcutters daughter,
And it was plane that she wasn't rude,
Cause at the tender age of 20,
She hadn't been routered or screwed.

She was only a woodcutters daughter,
But she married and soon had a son.
Her hubbies name was Winchester,
And her son.... He's a son of a gun.

She was only a woodcutter's daughter
to most she was really just plane
but her boyfriend thought differently
as he taught her to rout without strain

she was only a mechanics daugher
but she sure made your nuts tighten