Bill gates was standing over a big boiling pot of water in the kitchen and in the pot was his pet crow that he had since he was a little boy. He had taught this bird how to talk and do many tricks and he thought the world of his pet crow.
Bills mother was astounded when she saw what her son was doing. and asked for an explanation as to why he was boiling the bird.
"Well, its like this" he explained " I went to a fortune teller yesterday and she told me I was going to be one of the wealthiest men in the world soon, but I had to do just one thing first before I become so rich"
"and what was it you have to do, Bill?" his mother asked.
"She told me that I had to make MY CROW SOFT" said Bill.
And the rest is history.