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God called Noah back up the mountain, "Noah, I want you to build me another boat."
Noah, "OK God, same as last time?"
God, "No, this one has to be lots bigger and with lots and lots of decks."
Noah, "Not a problem. Is it going to be the same deal, you know, all the animals two by two?"
God, "No, this time it's just going to be fish, in fact it's just going to be carp. What I want you to do is build me a multi-storey carp ark."
Hi Barry,
Was that what is called a crap, err sorry, a carp
joke?
An oldie but nevertheless a goodie.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Sorry about the oldie Allan, I thought they were obligatory. I should have read the forum rules.
You done good son!
All jokes should be like my wife BarryQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
... short and sweet.
As for the rules ... I just keep the jokes clean
and hopefully they tickle someone's funny bone.
Keep 'em coming
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Thanks for the encouragement Allan. I have to keep them clean 'cos the Mods zap them if they aren't.